Travelling in Queenstown New Zealand yesterday I came across a little town called Cardona. It’s in the Queenstown ski area and the pub has a cosy log fire and some interesting signs and antiques.

My travelling companion Don Trapnell really felt at home with this sign.

A teachers asks her class, “All those who want to go to heaven, put up your hand.”

Everyone raises their hand, except Samuel, so the teachers asks, “Why don’t you want to go to heaven, Samuel?”

“Because,” he replies, “I heard my father tell my mother, ‘Business has gone to hell,’ and I want to go where the business went.”